Airports. Bottle threat.
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2007 December 15
Airports. Bottle threat.
You may recall my interrupted passage through airport security checks. I was stopped taking my retractable-toothpick. My argument that if I tried to stab someone with the tiny blade (after all, this is for teeth), it would attract – did not impress the security authorities.
I have now another case. I will not name the airport because (worryingly) I fear reprisals – despite the apparent levity of the story.
This concerns an empty plastic bottle. The security authorities refused to let this pass – because it is forbidden to take liquid on board. Note the facts – empty bottle, restriction on liquids.
I reckoned I had a good argument. (For those who need to know, I fill up the bottle with tap water or airline water. The reason is partly that I drink tap water and not generally bottled water, and partly so that I am not throwing away two plastic bottles daily.)
So I accepted the security officer’s offer to call in the police to confirm his decision – empty plastic bottles are banned because they are a security threat.
You know the rest. Far from being interested in my argument, the police railed against my wasting their time, and not respecting the decision of the security officer.
So the plastic bottle was thrown, and I bought another before boarding the plane. And which, so far, I have managed to sneak empty past unsuspecting security officers at other airports.
The Fox